In the first report of what the National DHS Police “See Something, Say Something” campaign is accomplishing, a Potential Terrorist Suspect has been “taken into custody” recently by police. He was reported (by a fellow Loyal Homeland Citizen) as being armed and acting erratically, as he sat in a truck which was menacingly parked in front of a Wal-Mart.
Due to the loyal reporting of the Loyal Citizen and the heroic efforts of the police (and the full cooperation of the Wal-Mart security force) the Potential Terrorist was taken into custody without incident.
We look forward to hearing more reports of how well the “See Something, Say Something” program is working. We are also happy to note that the Loyal Citizen reporter will be immune from prosecution in the event that the Potential Terrorist ever would attempt to press charges for false accusation and potential incarceration due to the Loyal Citizen’s reporting them to the National Police (DHS).
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